Naming our private parts is one thing most of us have done at one time or another in our lives. It can really add some playful humor to our sex life with our partner and shed in a few laughs within a relationship.

Your Percy or your Cock

Surely there are thousands of names that people have named their private parts. For women there have been simple names such as her Tinker Bell, Prune, Monkey, Cookie, and many others. For men there has been Toolbag, Penisaurus Rex, Smoothie Pickle, and many more. One guy even named his penis Napoleon after the ice cream because he described his penis as being a color mix of brown, red, and vanilla.

One couple once shared their private part names that were Twinkie and Ding Dong; how cute is that! Another couple once shared a story about how they each named their private parts to each other. The names they came up with actually came from a friends toddler child that had tried to say the proper names for the private parts after his mother tried to teach him. It sounded like the little boy said China instead of vagina and Peanut instead of Penis thus this couple named their private parts China and Peanut.

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Santa’s little helper loved his job working in the Spectacular Sex Toy shop. He enjoyed knowing that all his hard work went into keeping couples satisfied when playing around with one another in the bedroom. The feeling of satisfaction that he obtained from knowing that he had a hand in the pleasure of both men and women was incredible. But he decided that this year it was time that his partner got in on the act and they could both enjoy themselves over the festive period. So Santa’s little helper got him and his partner a couple of toys they both could enjoy.

On Christmas Eve Santa’s little helper placed a red gift bag under the tree for his partner to unwrap as it was their Christmas Eve tradition to exchange gifts on this particular night. This year he was going to make the gift a memorable one that would give them both pleasure. Normally he would have purchased a boring present like a sweater or some other kind of gift, but this year was to be very different. He had carefully picked out the toy and gift wrapped it before placing it in the gift bag. He wondered how surprised she would be, what will the look be like on her face when she opens the bag he thought.

I can’t wait to see the look on his face she thought to herself as she placed the finishing touches on his gift. She couldn’t have imagined in her wildest dreams that he would have ever thought of purchasing a toy for them both. Little did she know that pleasuring one another for the holidays was both of their plans. So she finished wrapping the gift and went downstairs. Luckily no one was around so she carefully went to the tree and placed the gift underneath.

Not knowing how the other would react was a concern that they both had. They had experimented before, but nothing on this scale or of this nature. They had both shared some wild and passionate times in the past but were they both pushing their luck with the new gifts they had both purchased. They both hoped not.

Soon dinner was over and the dishes were all put away and Santa’s little helper went to bring in some wood for the fireplace, when he had finished lighting the fire they sat back on the sofa with their gifts in their hands and exchanged. If Santa’s little helper had anything to do with it, it was going to be a long hard night. He handed her his gift and she handed him hers and they both agreed to open at the same exact moment. So Santa’s little helper counted to three and they both started ripping open the paper. The look on his face when he opened her gift was a look of excitement. He would have never taken her for the type to purchase him a cock ring. ‘Oh my gosh what fun they could have’ he thought. When she opened her gift and she saw the brightly coloured vibrator which offered various speeds that would excite both of them they immediately looked at each other and smiled. Right there in front of the fireplace he leaned in to kiss her and the kiss blossomed and escalated into red hot passion.

Both of them couldn’t wait to get started, so the packages were ripped open and they both got naked before collapsing into a human heap down on the sofa with a blanket to cover them. With the lights of the tree blinking and the fireplace sparking, passion and magic erupted in the room. Neither one of them would have dared to guess that the other would have purchased the gifts they received but they were both glad they did. The amount of passion exploding that night was unlike any other night they had ever shared with one another. It was the most perfect Christmas Eve either had experience in their lives. A night that will never be forgotten and the perfect night to start a new tradition that could give them pleasure every night for the rest of the year.

What a good man Santa’s little helper is. Not only does he help Santa throughout the year but he helps a number of other couples and himself all at the same time. What pleasure he gets from his job and now he gets even more pleasure with the gifts that were exchanged on Christmas Eve.